It’s amazing how some people can just be completely two faced. It’s amazing how people can lie straight to your face. It’s amazing how they think its gonna be okay after they get caught. & It’s amazing how they continue to do it.. …..It’s amazing how I still love them. It’s FUCKING amazing.
I hate old standards and conservative ideas.. When are old people going to except that young people now a days wear there pants lower then they did when they were young & get tattos? Ever time I pass my Grandpa I have to give myself a fucking wedgie pulling up my pants.. There not even that low, He just flips out every time he can see my belt.. -_- And the other thing, my grandfather hates...
What I need..
Is a pretty woman next to me, To share the dreams that I Believe, Maybe we could start a family.. Someone who truly understands, how to treat a man This is what I need.
I wish, I wasn’t so good at telling when people are lying. Hardest time of my LIFE. please lord help me..
…I’m Mexican and I don’t know how to fry tacos. I’m ashamed.
Buy her some flowers, open up some doors. She needs some tampons, homie go to...– Murs (via ohthatsdope) (via carmellejenn) (via montaysiahu)
fmylife: Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked “Who would have sex with you?” FML
FmyLife: Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
DON'T LISTEN TO EM'
Christopher Gardner: Hey. Don't ever let somebody tell you... You can't do something. Not even me. All right?
Christopher: All right.
Christopher Gardner: You got a dream... You gotta protect it. People can't do somethin' themselves, they wanna tell you you can't do it. If you want somethin', go get it. Period.
Dang, im already diggin this thing. Pretty coool!
Learn to let everything that does not truly matter, slide.